It doesn't make sense. The first time I went through Dark Souls and slaughtered a Balder Knight, only to find he dropped his armor, I was ecstatic. I was ready to be a badass. Only, I didn't become a badass. I put on the armor and looked like a wimp. Why? Because the armor was missing the cape.

I figured maybe there were capes further ahead, and when I found the Silver Knight armor, I was proud of you, FROM. An actual cape. Then I walked. The cape was harder than a slab of concrete. I punched my fist through the wall after that one. But I carried on, and found Ornstein's Armor. I was ready to look like a badass again. But then I put the helm on. There wasn't even a tassel. That's just cruel.

This petition isn't asking for much. We just wants some capes and a tassel. We just want you to let us look like badasses. Will you let us look like badasses, FROM?