Hi I'm Slayer, otherwise known as Slayer1991696969 on twitch. Join me or I will kick you from my lobby. Aslo it has come to my attention that we no longer live in a world where we can get free UWU's from Kompotboss aka Cirno. $45 is what we would have to pay to receive 1 UWU as they were limited event only. I say this is absurd!!! @Gary9875 is in agreance with me and is on a voice call with me as i type this petition out. Ask yourself "what type of world do i want to live in? a world where an UWU can come to me freely and fulfill my soul's need for joy or a wolrd where I have to fork over $45 for a generic UWU that will only wilt and wither away?" Help me help us. Lend me a hand, a signature and your follows on twitch to help spread awareness of this oncoming issue. If you are like Gary and I and would love to change the world one UWU at a time sign this petition and spread the word of Love and UWU. Also follow kompotboss on twitch please. Help him see the error of his ways for he is lost in a world of UWUdisphoria. He is a great friend and an ever better UWUist but is suffering from potential stardom syndrome. We suffer when we are refused an UWU, every minute in Africa a child suffers without a free UWU. Stop this suffering and sign this petition. Every human being should be able to receive an UWU from Kompotboss at least once in their lifetime as they are life changing. Kompotboss should not be able to legally deny us all an UWU. He has an obligation to the world and all UWU believers. He must see the fault in his ways and share with all the love of UWU. Also if anyone has cat ears they can donate to Cirno let us know for he is at his most ultimate form of UWUness when he dones his cat ears. It is a violation of my basic human rights to be denied an UWU, it is an otrocity to have such high quality UWU's be denied to our suffering human ears. "With great UWU's Come EVEN GREATER RESPONSIBILITIES" - Slayer. Sign now to ensure our future generations do not suffer in a world where UWU's will be sold on the black market. Do not allow what has been given to us by nature to be taken advantage of by evil doers who only seek to fattens their wallets at the cost of $45 per UWU. Stand with me, Stand Tall and FIGHT for a world where UWU's are in every home and part of every familie. Also make it illegal for UWU's to be sold for any price with punishement of up to 10 years in prison. I believe that together we can form a world where UWU's will be cherished and loved and not sold for $45 per UWU. Sign and stand up against this tyrany. Kompotboss will not get away with this. It is time to take a stand! 

What's at stake you ask?! Everything we stand to believe in! 

Why is now the time to act?! Because I do not have $45 for an UWU and I feel like a dessert without water without his UWU's. The world is a sad miserable place without Kompotboss's UWU's and it is an otrocity.