Due to events which occurred on April 14, 2011, Aidan Ryan – an outstanding student and gentleman – is currently detained in his Wellington Avenue home, allowed to leave only for brisk runs (while listening to Regina Spektor) and work. It is indeterminate as to when Mr. Ryan will be released from captivity and be allowed to rejoin everyday society. As of April 25, 2011, his best chance at natural socialization is the occasional escape from work to Cafe Allegro for a relaxing espresso-based beverage.

The goal of this petition is that Mr. Ryan be "ungrounded" and be allowed to attend events which include but are not limited to Prom, 5RP Parties, Neil's House, and everyday visits to Elmwood. With the signing of this petition, Mr. Ryan will be released from hours spent with an out-of-tune acoustic guitar, bad movies, and a depleted supply of chocolate.

Please sign this petition and thereby demand the release of Mr. Aidan Ryan.