Take in Future Retired USMC Spec Ops Commander Jace Connors and Tyce "Tycenado" Andrews as tenants

The Issue

Jace demands your respects almost as much as wolves and he's even willing to forgive all of the bullshit between you, Matt. He wants a happily ever after where the three of you can live together, huffing jenk, starting race wars and binging on adderall.

Too long have our heroes been oppressed by their fascist parents, Jace for one is 23 years old and he can't even be legally grounded yet his bullshit stinky pussy mom has taken away his gaming once again. Ask yourself, what makes a man? Is it the measure of his character? No, it is the ranking of his game. Now is the time to strike against the fascists, and my Muslim comrades, we must show FlyAwayNow AKA Matt that as a community we desire, no, DEMAND RESPECT from him in the form of taking in these two young war veteran drug dealers as tenants in his own home.

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The Issue

Jace demands your respects almost as much as wolves and he's even willing to forgive all of the bullshit between you, Matt. He wants a happily ever after where the three of you can live together, huffing jenk, starting race wars and binging on adderall.

Too long have our heroes been oppressed by their fascist parents, Jace for one is 23 years old and he can't even be legally grounded yet his bullshit stinky pussy mom has taken away his gaming once again. Ask yourself, what makes a man? Is it the measure of his character? No, it is the ranking of his game. Now is the time to strike against the fascists, and my Muslim comrades, we must show FlyAwayNow AKA Matt that as a community we desire, no, DEMAND RESPECT from him in the form of taking in these two young war veteran drug dealers as tenants in his own home.

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Petition created on September 22, 2014