The lobster has a bad name. Wouldn't it be better if it was renamed the "Sea Snipper?" Red Lobster would have to change it's name to "Red Sea Snipper. That sounds so much better. Lobster is such an ugly name and they are such a ugly creature. The name Sea Snipper makes them better, and more appealing. Encyclopedias would have to rename it the Sea Snipper, scientists would have to call it the Sea Snipper, which is so much better. If we win, then the world would be a better place. We lose? We deal with the ugly name Lobster. So let's join together, and stop this madness.