Hello.

Do you believe that all sentient beings are equal?

Would you like to live in a world that is blind to gender, ethnicity, employment or level of decomposition?

At PAZO (People Against Zombie Oppression) we believe the undead deserve the same rights as the living.

Although we accept that zombies are mindless, flesh hungry, monsters that pose an immediate risk to the future of civilization, we here at POZA would rather die from having our guts torn through our bellies than live in an intolerant society.

 

Our aims…

-       The general rehabilitation of all zombies through therapeutic intervention and      brain substitute medication.

-       A national institution to support zombie welfare.

-       Zombies returning to the workplace.

-       A zombie representative in the House of Commons.

-       Creation of a zombie life-style magazine.

-       Positive representation of Zombies in mainstream media.

-       Zombie Crochet.

-       A Zombie Olympics.

-       The encouragement of mixed mortal relationships.

-       Zombie Celebrity Big Brother hosted by Cilla Black.

 

By helping us give Zombies a voice and further diversifying Britain's rich political landscape we can put an end to Undeadism.

Please sign our petition. 

It makes sense to anyone with half a brain… In their mouths.

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Please attend our fundraising event at The Project Space, Newport.

31st October 2015

7pm onward.

Part of Le Pub's Project Space Take Over: Newport Halloween Carnival

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