Covid isn't the only thing spreading like wildfire in Harrow!

It appears as an outbreak of ugly, square lumps making it difficult to see clearly as it blocks out light, inflicts eyesores, destroys natural green habitats and is bad for peoples mental and physical wellbeing! It has become known locally as Ridgeway 265!

Be extra vigilant because if it crops up nearby your local authority will be powerless to stop it due to their desperate need for funds!  You'll have to fight it alone!

Thanks for listening and watch out for more information on the 'Harrow Deviant' as it will reappear and be active again soon.

No-one in this area can relax until we defeat it together in 2022!