Earlier this week, Rosenborg striker Nicklas Bendtner came off injured with tears in his eyes vs Brann Bergen. Zlatan Ibrahimovic once said the World Cup is no World Cup without Zlatan which is obviously horse sh** because they're still holding it without him. But a World Cup without Nicklas Bendtner is downright blasphemous.

We are not unreasonable. We understand that injuries are commonplace in football and that Bendtner is only human. So what we propose is not canceling the World Cup but merely delaying it until such a time that Nicklas Bendtner is able to compete in it.

We are also open to the idea of enforcing a rule that would see all players forced to play on one foot (whichever one Bendtner did not injure) so as to allow him to compete.