A wise man once said you can't change urinals mid-stream.

We are in the midst of a health apocalypse that may or may not result in zombiefication.

There is also reason to believe Joe Biden may be colluding with the Night King or may, himself, be the Night King in disguise.

As the NBA and many colleges have decided to cancel, we also should cancel the 2020 presidential election and wait for a more opportune time to have it. Those voting machines are definitely gonna transmit it, and if all the old folks are too afraid to turn out, that means Bernie could win, which would be a fste worse than Ebola, AIDS and the CIA Crack Epidemic combined.