In a world of cyclical fashion, we are witnessing the re-emergence of 90s/early 2000s fashion styles. Flared jeans, clogs and peasant-style dresses we welcome with open arms, but there's one trend we vehemently reject. The low-rise jean.

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were all poster-children for this movement - one that often involved the use of a wire coat hanger to yank the bastards on. Never forget. And no woman deserves to revisit the stringent bikini and snail-trail waxing protocols involved in this cruel and unusual sartorial punishment. Nobody.

We've suffered enough in recent times. Post-pandemic is NOT the moment for these abdominal abominations to make a comeback. We refuse to switch from mum jeans and elasticated athleisure to agonizing waistbands that sit 8cms below the navel.

Help us #SayNoToTheLow. Sign our petition. We ride at dawn.

~ Lise + Sarah