Not content with making a prat of herself telling porky pies and claiming the 127-foot sailing yacht 'Lady M' is nowt to do with her (it remains on sale through the yacht brokerage Fraser Yachts for £6.8 million, https://www.fraseryachts.com/en/yacht-for-sale/lady-m/ it has been today been revealed that 'Baroness Bra' and her 'Beer Bellied Buffoon' hapless hubby are splashing out on an even more expensive gin palace.

No doubt complete with a telly box 'large' enough to watch repeats of their 'Randy Andy-esque' style car-crash interview, the dastardly duo are supposedly awaiting delivery of a £50 million, 285-foot vessel. It is said to include "a hull finished in Tour de France blue, a swimming pool, a helipad that doubles as a basketball court, an outdoor cinema, bar and spiral staircase, plus a beauty salon and beach club. "

PPE profiteer Barrowman has previously commented that he "has one more yacht in him" whilst PPE profiteer Mone has bragged that the pair wish to "retire and sail the world in 2025" supposedly.

With such news, perhaps The Right Honourable The Baroness Mone of Mayfair in the City of Westminster OBE could now pull a Paula Vennells style move and hand back her title before she ends up stripped of it.

Come on Mucky Michelle, let's be 'avin ya; get yourself gone from the House of Lords and off out forever into the ocean of obscurity.

Read more about it at... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12960219/michelle-mone-husband-mega-yacht-PPE-scandal.html

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