Home Run Ball Karen symbolizes everything that is wrong with the world. Her presence in the Phandom of the Philadelphia Phillies is not wanted, and it is time for her to get to steppin'. 

Home Run Ball Karen is a threat to society, lacking zero integrity, and we don't want her standing with us. Let's protect the integrity of the Phillies Phandom and remove those who don't deserve to wear our colors. We've done some pretty messed up stuff, but stealing a home run ball from a kid, a ball that was never in your possession, is truly disgusting.

Just look at this core memory she destroyed. A father giving his son a home run ball? Not on her watch! Get out of here Home Run Ball Karen, no one wants you here. 

We will excommunicate anyone who tarnishes our community, beginning with Home Run Ball Karen.

Sign this petition to show your support for throwing Home Run Ball Karen out of our ranks. She can go be a Mets fan, where people like her belong.