Bring back Wasabi Funyuns

Recent signers:
Nikki Grefsrud and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I really miss the delicious taste of Wasabi Funyuns and i'm sure you do too(i'm looking at you stoners and snack munchers of the world). If you never got to enjoy the orgasmic flavor of these limited run rings of glory, you owe it to your taste buds to sign this petition, so you can experience the awesomeness that IS Wasabi Funyuns. Think of the children of the world who have never witnessed the symphony of flavor as it touches their lips for the first time. Think of the elderly who wish to savor the tangy goodness one last time.  Think of the unity these crunchy splendors can bring to mediocre lunches all over the world.  One ring to rule them all.  Believe in the flavor, believe in the crunch, believe in truth, justice, and the Funyun way.

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Recent signers:
Nikki Grefsrud and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I really miss the delicious taste of Wasabi Funyuns and i'm sure you do too(i'm looking at you stoners and snack munchers of the world). If you never got to enjoy the orgasmic flavor of these limited run rings of glory, you owe it to your taste buds to sign this petition, so you can experience the awesomeness that IS Wasabi Funyuns. Think of the children of the world who have never witnessed the symphony of flavor as it touches their lips for the first time. Think of the elderly who wish to savor the tangy goodness one last time.  Think of the unity these crunchy splendors can bring to mediocre lunches all over the world.  One ring to rule them all.  Believe in the flavor, believe in the crunch, believe in truth, justice, and the Funyun way.

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Everyone who loves flavor
Everyone who loves flavor

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Petition created on May 29, 2018