get apple to create a ringtone with the sounds of gerard way moaning!

get apple to create a ringtone with the sounds of gerard way moaning!
Why this petition matters
apple has a lack of good ringtones! they’re all either way too annoying, loud, quiet, or just boring! by bringing the sound of gerard way’s hot and iconic moans, people’s lives will become more exciting! you know how annoying it is when someone lets their phone ring and ring until it stops on its own? this could potentially solve that problem! this ringtone would bring more excitement to people’s lives, whether they use it for their phone, or their alarm, it gives them a reason to pick up! and no more getting turned off while masturbating or having sex because a duck starts quacking when your mother phones you, because gerard will keep you in the mood for who knows how long. this ringtone may also bring more android users over to using iphones because of this exciting new ringtone that should have been created back in 2010! please, share this petition with everyone you know! we need to get this to apple!