Torbjorn is old and crusty and mean. He probably chews with his mouth open and he kicks puppies and steals candy from children. He kicked my elderly grandmother yesterday while I was walking home. Please remove him from the game, he is smelly and gross and he burps really loud and only eats garlic and coleslaw. He's tearing my family apart. I'm crying. 

UPDATE: Blizzard revealed that he has a wife and kids. They've forced me to think about how he's had sex multiple times. I'm disgusted. This crusty man has probably had the most sex out of every Overwatch Character.