Just in time for game six, Monster energy has decided they want to sue the Raptors for having claw marks in their logo because it's too similar to their own, which looks like trash by the way.

Now, the case itself is gonna be open and shut obviously, because the whole lawsuit is bogus and will probably end up just costing Monster a bunch of money and not actually accomplishing anything, because you'd have to be a moron to think the Raptors logo is infringing on Monster's intellectual property, but that's not the point.

The point is that for the first time ever, we've got a Canadian team in the NBA finals, and just before the final game, where everything's on the line, Monster decides they want to pull this whack nonsense, so I say to hell with Monster. You wanna screw our team? Well, we're gonna screw your bottom line fool. You lost respect in Canada, and it's gonna cost you sales numbers now. Have fun getting dunked on, Monster. I hope you don't have to downsize too much next quarter ;)