LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WILD BEAST OF THE SOUTH, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TANDABATASH - THE AIR CONDITIONER?

WELL, RECENTLY HES BEEN ON AN EXCURSION TO TEAR APART THE LIVES OF REGULAR, INNOCENT STEAM USERS.

AS OF RECENT DAYS, VICTIMISER TANDABATASH PLAYED COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE WITH EX COD PRO PLAYER ACERIZED, THE INFAMOUS RINGRINGPUSSYITSYOURMUMMYONTHEPHONE, THE AFKING SOLSTICE, AND THE GAYJEW.

HE DESTROYED THE EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE ELSE, LEAVING US IN DEPRESSION AND ANGER. LEADING THE TEAM TO TOTAL DISARRAY, LOSING US THE LIGHT OF HOPE WE HAD OF KEEPING OUR GAME STREAK STRONG.

NOW, HIS LEVEL OF INTENSITY HAS STEPPED UP A NOTCH. NO LONGER CAN ONLY WE STOP HIM, NOW WE NEED            YOU!

THIS HAS GONE ON FOR FAR TOO LONG TO BE TOLERABLE ANYMORE, JOIN ME AS WE TAKE A STAND FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN, AND LET US GET RID OF THIS ABOMINATION OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

DEATH TO THE AIR CONDITIONERS