Remove Doris Burke from all NBA broadcasts

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I think it's safe to say no one likes Doris Burke. She has been plaguing American television since 2004 when she was first hired as a sideline reporter for NBA games on ESPN and ABC. Her idiotic and substanceless questions often lead NBA fans to wonder why she is allowed to continue reporting. In addition to her moronic questions, her boring, monotone voice has viewers wearing out the mute button on their TV remotes. Doris has (for unknown reasons) been given the honor of being ESPN's reporter for the NBA Finals. A job previously held by the late legend Stuart Scott. It is an absolute disgrace to Stu, and all of the great reporters who have been broadcasted to a national audience. ESPN has many great sideline reporters under contract, so tell me why the worst one in the history of television is working what is essentially ESPN's biggest event of the year? Our youth have poisoned with her stupidity for long enough. Help get this woman off of our TV's once and for all and sign this petition.

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