At the age of 0 my foreskin was stolen from me. Foreskin is worth $100,000 so in that case it’s the right amount to use it as a reward. There’s no better reward then Carmichael Clark’s foreskin so I’d like to give back to my community by letting them win it. Obviously I’ll need funding to locate it so I call on the child protection services to fund it sense they couldn’t keep it safe when I was born.