End Jeremiah Fisher. Send Him Back to Cabo.

We’re done pretending. Jeremiah Fisher is not charming. He’s not “the safe choice.” He’s a walking disaster. Season 3 proved what we always knew: he’s the problem. This petition is for those of us who are sick of watching him fumble, manipulate, and emotionally exhaust everyone around him. It’s time to send him back to Cabo—and keep him there.

We’re Team Conrad. Always have been, always will be. He’s the one with the depth, character and growth.

Why Jeremiah Has to Go:

1. He Cheated. Twice.

While on a “break” with Belly, Jeremiah hooked up with Lacie. Not once—twice. A disgusting and immature act that can't be considered a mistake.2. The Proposal was a Joke.

The ring? Tiny. The timing? Terrible. The reality? They were in debt, emotionally falling apart, and he tried to a slap a sliver a tinfoil on it. And the audacity to not get down on one knee or ask Laurel. Conrad would never

3. He Didn’t Check His Email and Cost Them $20,000.

Jeremiah failed to read one important email about his college coursework. Because of that, he now has to retake an entire semester, racking up twenty thousand dollars in debt. One email. One click. That’s all it would’ve taken.

4. He Tries to Hold Belly Back.

Belly wanted to go to Paris. Jeremiah didn’t support her, he guilt-tripped her. That’s not love. That’s controlling. 

5. No Growth. No Accountability. No Future.

Season 3 proved that Jeremiah refuses to grow. He never apologizes. He deflects blame. He cries instead of communicating and turns every moment into a pity party. There’s nothing real between him and Belly.

6. He’s Always Been the Second Choice.

He knows Belly will always love Conrad. Everyone knows. And yet, he keeps forcing something that isn’t there. Watching it unfold is painful, repetitive, and honestly, embarrassing.

7. He’s Emotionally Immature and Petty.

In Episode 4, Jeremiah straight-up laughs at Conrad for calling the wedding ridiculous. And Conrad is right, it is ridiculous to get engaged to your girlfriend, in the middle of family grief, while broke, insecure, and still obsessed with winning some weird brother rivalry. That’s not confidence—that’s emotional immaturity with a tan. Instead of listening, Jeremiah deflects by laughing at Conrad with Belly. 

This is not hate. This is justice. End Jeremiah Fisher. Cabo’s waiting. Let him stay there.