hi gang its me again trying to fix up this fuhhed up school im forced to go to. im gonna keep making these goofy ahh petitions until smth actually happens to benefit the population of our school so here I go again.

our school board does anything to get their filthy grippers on any form of cash, and refuse to spend it wisely. they actively pay teachers 50 cents an hour while they spend 48 million dollars on replacing our football stadium. what really seems rigged is that while the teachers and janitors get payed 50 cents an hour, the aps make like 58k a year since their job is more "important", but all I see them do is go around diddling kids for having airpods or smth like that. according to yelp, the school doesn't give a damn about you unless your actively making them money. its proven to be true since 105% of the varsity football team is on steroids and the school is like "oh we'll just remove your privleges at the end of the season". unfortunately for us the oompa loompa who's running the country made marowana a little less illegal so kids at the school can just get away with it now. there's a lot of things that the school could do with their money instead of dumping it into a stadium where a bunch of crackheads on steroids throw a ball around. we should also uninstall the israelian spyware known as "lightspeed agent filter" since we all know the school probably sells our data to suspicious companies without our consent. its also just a child tracker. maybe we should get everyone to skip for a few days since the school gets their money off of attendance.

for starters we could make lunches half the price or maybe less since not everyone comes from a wealthy background. 5 dollars for a dejecting slice of pizza about 6 inches long seems a little overkill, let alone 6 dollars for a chickful a sandwich you can get for 2 dollars at the actual fast food chain. maybe we could get a vending machine or smth but its ok if they refuse since some dingus is just gonna steal it like they do with the urinals. we could fix the tvs in the halls or hire an actual artist to make posters instead of using chatgpt. maybe we could make a small student lounge since the teachers get one. in the cafeteria we could buy microwaves that actually work and maybe decrease the price for things at school shops. this one costs a lot and would probably get half the school sent to juvie but I think we should test for more variates of drugs. a vape or weed tester works too since its the national drug of the k and j hall bathrooms. they should also stop dumping so much money on the sports programs and fund more for theatre and other fine arts.

yeah so I just wanted to stick this out bc life isn't about money its about happiness and the school board really need to learn how to care for their students. I'm too lazy to make an outro rn so bye gang gonna watch jjk again

some other radical ideas include

dismantling lightspeed agent filter​

demolishing lths