Hi friends! and Elon... I know you're reading this. Or at least some AI is reading it for you. I've lived a long life not being Elon's (your) son. I think it's time for my chance! I think I'm qualified enough for this position. On paper I'm just an average joe, but as a son I could be a rockstar. One, I LOVE rockets and stars, so yeah. Two, I'm kind of a tech nerd. Thrice, I've used PayPal maybe 45+ times! Four, I can't afford a Tesla. Five, I find digging holes rather interesting. I'm writing this post in hopes that my dreams will finally be answered. To be part of a technological revolution! ELON PLZ ADOPT, I USE ARCH LINUX.

C'mon Mr. Musky Man, what's there to lose?

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