Make Harambe President of the United States


Make Harambe President of the United States
The Issue
Both major Presidential Candidates did not represent the interests of working class people in the United States, and nearly half of the country decided not to vote rather than choose between two bad options. Harambe on the other hand, is named after an African tradition of collective work for the betterment of the community. What better to bring us together? A dead socialist Gorilla isn't going to deport tens or hundreds of thousands of people or start any wars, and that's a win for everybody.

The Issue
Both major Presidential Candidates did not represent the interests of working class people in the United States, and nearly half of the country decided not to vote rather than choose between two bad options. Harambe on the other hand, is named after an African tradition of collective work for the betterment of the community. What better to bring us together? A dead socialist Gorilla isn't going to deport tens or hundreds of thousands of people or start any wars, and that's a win for everybody.

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Petition created on November 17, 2016