VICTORYYYY!!!!!

Thank you for all your support, my wonderous supporters. We have truly shown the world the power of democratic justice and social change! As of yesterday, Shrek 5 has been announced for the year of 2026. This is a monumental event! I thank all of you greatly for signing the petition, and for believing in the slim chance Shrek would return to the screen. It has been a long 4 years, but our faith has remained sound and firmly planted. Our lord Shrek shall surely reward us. When you head to theatres next year to view this gracious blessing from above, make sure to remember that this movie wouldn't be in theaters without YOUR efforts! You have truly benefited the human race, and you shall continue to do so in your strong belief and discipline.

Again, thank you all, and enjoy Shrek 5 in theatres!