The issue is that we have no unicorns, and it is a devastating fact for children AND adults to face every day. So, if we rename donkeys to unicorns then we will finally have real unicorns.
Why did I choose donkeys you may ask. Well, that is a great question and I shall answer. 
Donkeys have the same vibe as the unicorns I grew up with. 
example: they are cute, a little goofy, they make cool noises. 
Why didn't I choose horses? ... They're not the right option. 

I will allow people to still call them "Donkeys" but on one condition, if ANYONE asks if it's a unicorn, you say yes.

Thank you good bye