Bring back edible crayons

Bring back edible crayons

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Crayons in the early 2000's were known for their impeccable flavor and texture. The laser lemon was a great way to start off class, followed by orange and red to make a great sherbert substitute. These days, crayons don't taste the same. The taste has created a stigma around eating crayons and people will judge you for eating these "poor tasting crayons" and imply "you shouldn't leave the house without dressing yourself" solely because there's more wax and carcinogens in the crayons. Markers aren't quite the same, and the ranch dipping sauce that is Elmer's glue has fallen in quality as well. Good tasting crayons will help stimulate the economy as more people buying crayons means that there's another food source, and world hunger is one step closer to being solved. I normally only ate the sharp ones. You never realize how much you missed something until you don't have it. Crayola has been paid off by big pencil to change their recipe. Put your foot down with me and refuse to eat different crayons until the newer crayons taste better. 

 

Edit: Just want to respond to this massive support and note that the paint chips you find on the side of walls are also losing that great lead tang that they once had. Protest the schools that would replace delicious crayons with waxy fakes and get rid of brittle paint chips. Juicy Brages would not stand for this.

 

RIP in memorandum, Juicy Bippity Brages, 2005-2006, World Crayon Champion, killed by Big Pencil doing what he loved: Munching down on some Chuck E. Cheese Crayons

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