Although, Fergie puts out brilliant songs like "Fergalicious" and "My Humps", her name makes me have to poo. I believe that it would be in the best interest of our great American nation, to pioneer a new term for "taking a poop". I want to use "taking a Fergie" in it's place or "droppin' a Ferg". I feel this conveys the act of releasing fecal matter more accurately.