Build A Roof Across America!


Build A Roof Across America!
The Issue
Donald Trump is offering to build a wall on ONE of America's borders. What kind of loser country has ONE wall? That's not enough. Everyone's saying that's not enough. We've got a problem in this country. People are trying to come here and do harm. Building one wall? It's pathetic.
Would you want to live in a house with one wall? I don't think so. We need four walls. We need a strong roof that will keep the rain out. It's stupid to just build one weak little wall. Mexico is laughing at us. China is laughing at us. They're laughing at Trump's tiny wall. We need four walls and a strong roof. It will be fantastic.
Regulations are going through the roof. Unemployment is going through the roof. In Trump's America- Nothing should go through the roof. The roof should be strong. It will be a nice roof.
Ever since I started this petition, even people who hate walls and roofs have been calling me- thanking me- "You know, you have a point. We really need to put a roof over America's head. It's a great petition."
We need four walls. We need to make this country great and protect our people. Sign this petition to tell Donald Trump: Make America Indoors Again. Put a Roof Over America's Head.

The Issue
Donald Trump is offering to build a wall on ONE of America's borders. What kind of loser country has ONE wall? That's not enough. Everyone's saying that's not enough. We've got a problem in this country. People are trying to come here and do harm. Building one wall? It's pathetic.
Would you want to live in a house with one wall? I don't think so. We need four walls. We need a strong roof that will keep the rain out. It's stupid to just build one weak little wall. Mexico is laughing at us. China is laughing at us. They're laughing at Trump's tiny wall. We need four walls and a strong roof. It will be fantastic.
Regulations are going through the roof. Unemployment is going through the roof. In Trump's America- Nothing should go through the roof. The roof should be strong. It will be a nice roof.
Ever since I started this petition, even people who hate walls and roofs have been calling me- thanking me- "You know, you have a point. We really need to put a roof over America's head. It's a great petition."
We need four walls. We need to make this country great and protect our people. Sign this petition to tell Donald Trump: Make America Indoors Again. Put a Roof Over America's Head.

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Petition created on January 21, 2016