Our national anthem is clearly trash. It’s boring and it’s meaning has been lost over the years. Do you know what song will always be relevant? Cotton Eye Joe. It is a fun hype song, with a way cool dance. And every time it comes on you will be required by law to do the dance to it. This is what America stands for. This is what the founding fathers intended. If we can’t have a pimpin national anthem, then what has this all been for? What have we been working towards?