Naruto Uzumaki is an American hero, and these are the facts. Although not born on the bountiful soils of this land, he embodies the American spirit that unites all of us. (and the nine-tailed demon fox spirit, if you will.) Alas, children in America are growing up in different times. Once upon a time Uzumaki was a household name, now it's merely a legend passed down through muffled noises behind an older sibling's door. This travesty could be easily combatted by including him on the iconic Mt Rushmore for generations to enjoy.