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Cancel culture vultures are the true deadbeats of our generation.

We can't let such such sad empty souls destroy Chris D'Elia.

As far as I can tell, he has committed ZERO crimes and hasn't harmed a single woman... but still, his entire life is being destroyed by a bunch of know-nothing nobodies that will never contribute a single thing of value to society?

I don't think so, not on our watch!

Babies... Unite!

Please sign this petition to show Chris that we've got his back, that we're here to keep the cult alive, and that the log cabin will be built! Let's remind him that life still rips!

Thanks so much. Sincerely,

Thomas Parker