I thought I would go on my favourite food app to order my favourite pizza. You would imagine my horror then when I discovered that The Sizzler was not on the menu. I thought this must have been a mistake so I phoned up my local store. But no, my worst fears were realised. The sizzler was no more. For what reason I asked. No satisfactory response was given. I felt as cold inside as a pizza from Papa John's.

My anger has now subsided, but has now been replaced with a pizza shaped hole in my stomach.

So please can you answer me, why oh why has the sizzler been snatched from me and please can you overturn this ludicrous decision?