

dismantle lightspeed filter agent
The Issue
ok so im one of those random nobodies that goes to a random school, and all I gotta say is if I actually did get sent to h e double hockey sticks for my afterlife, it would take me a month to realize that it isn't school. I got inspired by that certain pirate boy with the straw hat to pursue my dreams, even if it kills me, so I'm starting out small by dismantling the israelian spyware "lightspeed" thats like really into kids.
the main reason why they started this is mainly to block games, but it started blocking unnecessary things like images and stock image websites. I can barely do my history research projects with decent quality images bc of this virus. like vro I type the letter "e" and it blocks the whole page. even some of the teachers aren't very supportive of this thing. the whole situation seems to be getting worse ever since they blocked coolmath. the school is shedding blood and tears into just blocking the most niche game known to mankind while they just ignore the kids doing drugs and weed and marowana (etc) in the bathrooms. while the school works on blocking more games, kids are just gonna keep working on finding more games, so all they're acomplishing is recreating that one funny image of the dude pushing a boulder up a hill. like bro I already watch jjk in class once I finish all my work. the school keeps ranting on about how "oH iF tHe kIds ArENt On GamEs ThEY Do BeTtER" while in reality whether we're playing games or scrounging the internet, nothing's gonna change. tbh we should just let kids play games in class, let them fail if they want it's their choice bc its not like the board actually cares they just want money. all I see in this school is just kids scrolling, wanking their noodles, wanking eachothers noodles unconsentually, or scrolling while wanking eachothers noodles which proves the school doesnt even have a reason to block this kinda stuff. also the virus has access to your location so its pretty much just a child tracker at this point which is a violation of the law. the fact that our pro capitalist school LOVES keeping records also implies that they may sell our data to other companies without our consent which seems pretty illegal to me. some kids may even come from non-wealthy backgrounds and rely on these devices for information.
I could rant on and on and on about why our school district sucks but the point of this petition is to abolish lightspeed. at this point we should all just pack it up and dismantle our pro capitalist school board also I'm too lazy to make a conclusion rn so im gonna go watch jjk so peace out twin ✌
we could also >>>> end capitalism
lets get rid of this school altogether ig >>>> demolish lths
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The Issue
ok so im one of those random nobodies that goes to a random school, and all I gotta say is if I actually did get sent to h e double hockey sticks for my afterlife, it would take me a month to realize that it isn't school. I got inspired by that certain pirate boy with the straw hat to pursue my dreams, even if it kills me, so I'm starting out small by dismantling the israelian spyware "lightspeed" thats like really into kids.
the main reason why they started this is mainly to block games, but it started blocking unnecessary things like images and stock image websites. I can barely do my history research projects with decent quality images bc of this virus. like vro I type the letter "e" and it blocks the whole page. even some of the teachers aren't very supportive of this thing. the whole situation seems to be getting worse ever since they blocked coolmath. the school is shedding blood and tears into just blocking the most niche game known to mankind while they just ignore the kids doing drugs and weed and marowana (etc) in the bathrooms. while the school works on blocking more games, kids are just gonna keep working on finding more games, so all they're acomplishing is recreating that one funny image of the dude pushing a boulder up a hill. like bro I already watch jjk in class once I finish all my work. the school keeps ranting on about how "oH iF tHe kIds ArENt On GamEs ThEY Do BeTtER" while in reality whether we're playing games or scrounging the internet, nothing's gonna change. tbh we should just let kids play games in class, let them fail if they want it's their choice bc its not like the board actually cares they just want money. all I see in this school is just kids scrolling, wanking their noodles, wanking eachothers noodles unconsentually, or scrolling while wanking eachothers noodles which proves the school doesnt even have a reason to block this kinda stuff. also the virus has access to your location so its pretty much just a child tracker at this point which is a violation of the law. the fact that our pro capitalist school LOVES keeping records also implies that they may sell our data to other companies without our consent which seems pretty illegal to me. some kids may even come from non-wealthy backgrounds and rely on these devices for information.
I could rant on and on and on about why our school district sucks but the point of this petition is to abolish lightspeed. at this point we should all just pack it up and dismantle our pro capitalist school board also I'm too lazy to make a conclusion rn so im gonna go watch jjk so peace out twin ✌
we could also >>>> end capitalism
lets get rid of this school altogether ig >>>> demolish lths
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Petition created on April 6, 2026