Ted Nugent quote from Chris Nieratko interview: "You know, when I see a three-legged dog, I don't shoot it right away. I want to watch it dance around a while. I shot a f**king cat this morning. And when I went and retrieved it, it had this beautiful studded collar on it. I kid you not. For you city kids who might recoil in fear when I mention such things, believe me, there is an epidemic of feral dogs and cats in In this country that are spreading rabies and distemper and disease across the land. The only responsible thing to do is to kill them. I did a job for both you and me today. So I want you to just shut up and thank me. " Chris : "I think all cats should be killed regardless. " Ted: "Now you're talking, buddy. I did a terrible job because I used a 10 millimeter, and it just killed him instantly. I'd rather have him dance around like an Insane Clown Posse for at least a couple minutes before he dies. But next time I'll aim a little lower." Sad. Please promote my petition.