Make Dirk Stop Writing Homestuck

Make Dirk Stop Writing Homestuck

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Jon Estes started this petition to Dirk Strider

Throughout the years Homestuck has been fundamentally affected by the will of the fans. From the early days where names were suggested by forum users, to the canonical fantrolls, fandom participation has defined and altered the course of Homestuck. In these days of Homestuck^2 where the 5th wall has been broken and we are directly accosted by the will of one Dirk Strider, the time has come for fans to make our impact on the story. If the nature of the narrative allows for our input, then we as a collective have the obligation to give that input in a way that will be remembered.

Through collectively representing our will in this petition, we have the potential to influence and possibly even take back control of the narrative. Dirk Strider is the enemy and must be defeated.

Dirk Strider is an ego-maniacal ultimate self who has no business controlling the narrative. We Homestucks demand that he release the narrative to those who will use it responsibly, and not corrupt something that we all love and enjoy. Dirk Strider has made characters irrelevant, stolen things from accross space and time, and broken up ships that are enjoyed by many. In his surrender he has the obligation to suffer the natural consequences of his actions without using metatextual knowledge or powers.

Also, give all Jades agency over their lives.

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