Josh is a constant distraction in our Advanced Chemistry class. He draws attention away from classwork and the teaching and onto the subject of the Cars movie(s) and other various, stupid things, like anti-memes, and how he would be be a good superhero if he had down syndrome. On multitudes of occasions our teacher has needed to address Josh and his... "issues". She has even mentioned having to ask questions of Josh's counselor, we suppose they would sound like;

"Is it possible for you to move Josh into another class?"

"Are you sure you're unable to transfer him into another class?"

It is also clear that Josh has many... "issues". His "issues" are (including but not limited to):

• His obsession with the Cars movie franchise
• Illiteracy
• Inability to conform to dress code
• Finding "anti-memes" to be funny
• Trying to convince people that "anti-memes" are funny.
• May be afflicted with Down Syndrome
• He believes that he would be a good superhero if he had down syndrome.
• He qualifies as an anti-joke
• His drawings look like what nightmares should be made of; the things he draw would most likely be living in constant pain and would want to die if they were real.
• He cannot run because "there is no dash".
• He does not know what a hyphens are.

Most of all, despite his obsession with the Cars movie franchise, the star of the Cars trilogy, Lightning McQueen, does not even know how to spell his catchphrase correctly:

It's "Ka-Chow!" not "kachow"

#BanJosh