Devin Goes to Firefly 2019

The Issue

Devin is a millennial-aged, confused, Delco native that has entered a transitional period in his life. He has purchased his first house (yay Dev) and feels the internal tides of adulthood yearning for him to domesticate his presence at his new home for the purpose of painting and floor refurbishing on the holiest of weekends, Firefly. Please sign our petition to help Devin to see the light. Let him know that the walls will always be there to paint, but the drop of a Jimmy G album, the glorious reunion of mates, and the consumption of hideous amounts of Naturdays only comes once a year, until you die, or have resigned to the monotony of Home Depot weekends and white new balance shoes with cargo shorts for the rest of your life.  Go to the light Devin... you know it deep in your loins where you will be on Saturday June 22. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 

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The Issue

Devin is a millennial-aged, confused, Delco native that has entered a transitional period in his life. He has purchased his first house (yay Dev) and feels the internal tides of adulthood yearning for him to domesticate his presence at his new home for the purpose of painting and floor refurbishing on the holiest of weekends, Firefly. Please sign our petition to help Devin to see the light. Let him know that the walls will always be there to paint, but the drop of a Jimmy G album, the glorious reunion of mates, and the consumption of hideous amounts of Naturdays only comes once a year, until you die, or have resigned to the monotony of Home Depot weekends and white new balance shoes with cargo shorts for the rest of your life.  Go to the light Devin... you know it deep in your loins where you will be on Saturday June 22. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 

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Petition created on June 15, 2019