Cut down the 100 Gecs tree

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Cut down the 100 Gecs tree

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I would like to cut down the 100 Gecs tree.

You may be asking, "Why? I love Alvin and the Chipmunks!", and I do as well, but I have an issue. I want to have foot intercourse with my wife, but the only way she'll let me is if we have foot intercourse on the stump. I've seen memes such as, "What if we kissed under the 100 Gecs tree?", but I feel having foot intercourse on the stump would further prove my love to her.

Additionally, if we cut down the 100 Gecs tree, it would stand out much more, and we could carve "100 Gecs" on the stump. It would also help contribute to our lovely friend climate change, which we all love. I say it's a win win! I get my foot intercourse, you guys get your dying planet! 

If this petition hits the goal of signs we're looking for, we will record our foot intercourse on the stump and upload it to OnlyFans.

So let's see all the pros:
• I'm able to have foot intercourse with my wife, proving my love and dedication to her.
• We'll help contribute to climate change, so all of us can die much sooner! I'm sure that's something we'd all enjoy at this point.
• You'll all be able to view an OnlyFans exclusive foot porno that was recorded on the stump. 

Obviously there are no cons, I can sense you're all convinced.

Oh also stream Knapsack - Send her and the Say So remix with Nicki.

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