Bring Pop Culture Back from Tyranny for the Cool in All of Us

Hi, I know you people don't care about me because this is not a big emergency for you all on Earth. But please, I desperately need to be heard and helped right away. I'm here to tell you all something serious in 2024.

I've heard that things aren't looking so bright these days and going as we wanted to expect. Because our most beloved companies in the world of mainstream media are putting a meltdown on everything that we, as a super-loyal fan base and good-caring parents of all our children, ever loved. Just take a look and read for me and yourselves:

 

 

Paramount:

• Nickelodeon to Shut Noggin on July 2, 2024
• Paramount+ Removes Slew of Nickelodeon Shows, Including 'Rugrats (2021)', 'Big Nate' and 'It's Pony'
• Tracee Ellis Ross 'Daria' Spin-Off 'Jodie' Canceled at MTV Ent.
• 'Blue's Clues & You!' Set to End With Season 5
• Noggin Set to Shutter As Paramount Lays Off Service's Entire Team
• Nickelodeon Shutters Nick App and Nick Jr. App 
• Paramount Global Layoffs: Paramount TV Studios Combines Development & Current, Other Senior Executives Impacted
• Paramount Global Layoffs Begin; CEO Bob Bakish Tells 800 Departing Employees 'Your Talents Have Helped Us Advance Our Mission'
• MTV News Shutters As Paramount Global Lays Off 25% of Employees Across Paramount Media Networks, Showtime, and MTV Entertainment Studios In the U.S.
• Nickelodeon Shutters Experimental Entertainment Lab
• Cable TV Burns Down As RoadKill
• Paramount's cable networks are not a priority
• Paramount Television Studios is shut down.

 

 

Warner Bros.:

• Warner Bros. May Delist Over 20 Adult Swim Games From Digital Stores
• RWBY; GEN: LOCK Up For Grabs As Warner Bros Discovery Shuts Down Production Company Rooster Teeth
• Warner Bros. Discovery to Shut Down Digital-Content Pioneer Rooster Teeth After 21 Years
• Cartoon Network is dead, including its website and several shows on Max.
• Warner Bros. postponed the Suicide Squad game.
• Adult Swim Games Continues to Be Delisted
• Warner Bros. loses its video game business.
• The Boomerang cartoon app was shut down.
• Max Has Just Removed Even More Cartoon Network Shows
• Cable TV Burns Down As RoadKill
• The Future of Mortal Kombat 1 is Allegedly Cancelled
• Max shifted its focus to lame family & adult content
• Warner Bros. continues to delist Cartoon Network games
• The Harry Potter mobile game is shut down.
• Warner Bros. Games Chief David Haddad Has Exited
• Warner Bros. Quietly Buried 95 Years of Animation History
• Superman Permanently Failed to Escape Krypton at Six Flags Magic Mountain
• Warner Bros. Destroyed 'Looney Tunes' Studio Building
• Robot Chicken has an anniversary special with goddamn boring Discovery reality shows (which is a pleb parody)
• Wonder Woman Game Cancelled and Few WB Games Studios Shut Down
• MultiVersus Shuts Down for Good
• BONUS: Cringeworthy communist Barney returned to air on - for the first time in that dinosaur's history - OUR F***ING CARTOON NETWORK

 

 

Disney:

• Disney Movie Club Announces Closure
• Disney to Outsource Physical Media Business to Sony Entertainment
• Electronic Arts Cancels “Star Wars” Video Game
• Games Based On Disney Channel and Disney Jr. Shows Removed From DisneyNOW Website
• NetEase Nearly Cancels Marvel Rivals Before Launch
• "Star Wars: Hunters" Free-to-Play Video Game Ending This Fall
• DisneyNOW & Other Disney-Owned Network Streaming Apps Shut Down
• Disney movie loyalty program shut down
• Sexy Lara Croft was taken away from the Kingdom Hearts publisher Square-Enix by some other selfish company called Embracer Group.
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out closed down after 12 years
• Tiana Cancelled from Disney+

All this REAL news made me so sad, depressed, and severely PISSED OFF and throwing a fit. I was pulling out all the verbal sad and hateful bulls���. It's all TRUE, dude. THEY'RE F���ING WITH US FANS AND OUR KIDS BY DESTROYING BUSINESSES AND THEIR EMPLOYEES. All our kids will cry so GOD DAMN MUCH when they miss all things Nick (especially while u grown-ups don't or can't afford Paramount+ or home cable), we teens and young adults will have a SERIOUS BREAKDOWN when Rooster Teeth gets destroyed while its shows will be taken away from Warner Bros. including RWBY and Red Vs Blue, and Disney will close down and sell its home movies business to Sony while Best Buy removes all our DVDs and videos from its shelves! Our precious world of entertainment is in GREAT F���ING DANGER!!!

I'm asking you all to join me in the fight to stop this layoff and shutdown bulls���. We have to do something together right NOW before it's all too late as we know it. Everything you should see here is urgent! If one of us doesn't find a way to fix this, we'll all be burdened and insulted as pieces of S��� AND I'LL END UP STILL BEING BROKE IN THE MOTHER-F���ING GUTTER!

 

 

Please...Save the media world in the name of Christ. Amen.

 

 

This whole petition reminds us all of an idea conjured up Charlie Morningstar, the Princess of Hell and central figure of Hazbin Hotel. Speaking of which, I wanna share these details of her idea.

As my Gemini said: Her primary idea stems from her deep-seated empathy and optimistic nature. Witnessing the annual exterminations orchestrated by Heaven to control Hell's overpopulation deeply troubles her. She believes that the denizens of Hell, despite their sins, deserve a chance at redemption and a possibility of entering Heaven. This conviction leads her to conceive of the "Hazbin Hotel" (originally the "Happy Hotel"). Her core idea is to create a place where sinners can reside and undergo a process of rehabilitation, proving themselves worthy of redemption and ultimately ceasing the violent exterminations.

And while you're all at it, don't forget to tell Paramount to bundle Paramount+, Showtime, Noggin, and BET+ too. It's just like what Disney did.

And NO. I'm NOT talking about that perverted Dan Schneider, damn it!

This message has been approved by your brave and handsome commando hero, Blitzo (the O is silent).

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