Years ago, Cracked lived up to its reputation as "America's Only Humor Site Since 1958". With a stable of quality writers, and hungry up and comers affectionately labled "purveyors of dick jokes", Cracked established the listicle, and pioneered the much copied, never duplicated "X things you won't believe" style of humor. Cracked was the highlight of many an afternoon.

However, since Jason "David Wong" Pargin has been allowed to take the site down his rabbit hole of crazed social justice, the humor has suffered. I mean, was there a single dick joke in "5 Helpful Answers To Society's Most Uncomfortable Questions"? I don't know, I didn't read it because the intro was so awful. Which is kinda my point. How about that shit post that was Zoe Quinn's "5 things I learned"? Yeah, real side splitter there.

Anyway, we the readers ask you to leash your dog. Bring back the funny.