Amber Heard is a nobody, at least according to Amber Heard. In one of her latest court filings, Amber has a fit about people calling her that.

If you recall, Heard filed in her original $100 million dollar counterclaim to Johnny Depp’s $50 million dollar defamation suit against her, that there was an army of bots under Depp’s command torturing her. Even creating and/or signing this very petition. An investigation found less than a dozen questionable Twitter accounts that might be bots, blowing that claim out of the water.

Undaunted, Heard has shoved forward, trying to obtain personal data about 200 Twitter users, to prove that they’re bots and not real people, I guess.

Now, she’s down to two. TWO people that she’s upset at for: 1) saying they’re proud of Johnny Depp for fighting to clear his name, and 2) refer to the defendant (Heard), a movie star, as “a nobody.” And she had to put that in there, that she’s “a movie star.” She needed to point that out, I suppose, in case anybody forgets that she got lucky off the back of being married to Johnny Depp and scored Aquaman. Would she have gotten that movie on her own? Anybody? Bueller?

She’s throwing everything she can at the wall with regards to Twitter users, hoping that something will stick.

Unfortunately, all of the statements she’s throwing around by Twitter fans are protected opinions of celebrities. People just don’t like her, and there’s not one single thing she can do about it.

What I suspect, however, is that she doesn’t really expect any of this Twitter bluster to stick to the wall. I think it’s a diversionary tactic, intended to direct attention away from the avalanche of evidence Johnny Depp has that’s bearing down on her.

And it works. For a minute. But she’s deluding only herself if she thinks that the people who support Johnny Depp are about to lose sight of the big picture. They might point fingers and laugh at her folly when she tries some new antic, but they’re steadfast to the case at the heart of the matter.

What will she pull next? What new filing will she throw at the court to try to filibuster her way out of the inevitable? We’ll have to wait and see. One thing that’s sure is that it’ll bring out more finger pointing and giggles, at least until the final verdicts come down. Then it will be Johnny Depp that gets the last laugh.

Hat tip to Lizzie Borden