Some froot loop managed to get this declaration filed in Johnny Depp's defamation case against Amber Heard in VA. In it, the author claims to be an undercover Federal agent who wrote a script for Johnny to star in, so Johnny owes her $25 million dollars.

She says that she personally witnessed Amber abusing Johnny (but we're only just now hearing from her), and that Amber wanted to have a 3-way with her and Johnny.

And she, the author of this lunatic filing, has a romantic history with Johnny Depp, because, of course she does.

Amber wanted this person's jacket, but she told Amber to fuck off. 

And she was able to boss Amber around when Johnny could not, forcing Amber to leave while she had a conversation with Johnny. In this conversation, Johnny disclosed to her that Amber blackmailed him into marrying him by threatening to blow her, the undercover Federal agent's, cover. If that happened, both she and johnny would be murdered.

So poor Johnny was FORCED to marry Amber to protect his friend with benefits, at peril of death.
 
You know, I've read some tall tales, but none made me laugh quite this hard. I don't know what amuses me more, the content, the fact that it actually got filed, or that there's some whack job out there crazy enough to do it.

Read it for yourselves, folks. This one takes the crazy cake.