To give Carly "The Queen" "Sword Bearer" "Maybe" Rae Jepsen's double album the honour it deserves, the undersigned pledge to:

• ABSTAIN from listening to the full album before the party (listening to the pre-released singles is chill);
• Limit conversation during first listen through of a track to short, instinctive reactions ("ooh", "cool tune", etc.) and high-level concerns (e.g., "there's a gun outside");
• Save in-depth reactions and track ranking thoughts for the breaks between tracks;
• Save general socializing for pre-album, intermission, and post-album conversation.