Oh no! An evil rapper-turned-warlord named Raz has disrupted the ideals of the Liberal-communist Utopia CHAZ (aka CHOP, aka Soyviet Union, aka Soymolia, aka Veganzuela). He can be seen passing our weapons and corrupting the "peaceful" residents of the community HERE

We simply cannot allow this to happen! Guns have a habit of killing people on their own when left unattended - we need our hero DAVID HOGG to ride in on a white horse and demand that Raz disarmed, much like he did with law-abiding Americans across the country. After all - it's for the children!