Talk with Human resources about swapping Oreo cookies for Newman-O’s

The Issue

I used to love Oreos. In fact, one of my childhood memories is that I felt I had "created" a unique, and thoroughly enjoyable way to consume them. I'd take a pint glass of milk, and drop a stack of 4-6 oreo cookies in the glass and wait for them to soften. Then I'd stir it up, and eat the chunks, then drink the milk which had become milkshakesque. It's unbelievable-trust me. This story is 100% true and is what earned me a 2nd date with my now fiancee Rebecca.

Rebecca understood my love for Oreo cookies but also knew that I try to live my life eating as well as I possibly can. She told me that there was a healthier alternative to Oreo cookies. That alternative is Newman-O's. Newman-O's he cookies are organic and contain neither partiallyhydrogenated oils nor trans fatty acids

Newman-O's contain no dairy products which makes them eidble for people who are lactose intolerant and because they have no animal ingredients they are good for vegans. They are also free of high fructose corn syrup.

Aside from the health benefits, Newman's Own gives 100% of the after-tax profits from the sale of its products to Newman's Own Foundation (a private non-profit foundation) which in turn, gives the money to various educational and charitable organizations.

People should support this petition for the reasons stated above. It will enable all colleages who enjoy the occassional sweets  to consume a better type of cookie- even if you don't eat them like I do. (Although you should really try it.)

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The Issue

I used to love Oreos. In fact, one of my childhood memories is that I felt I had "created" a unique, and thoroughly enjoyable way to consume them. I'd take a pint glass of milk, and drop a stack of 4-6 oreo cookies in the glass and wait for them to soften. Then I'd stir it up, and eat the chunks, then drink the milk which had become milkshakesque. It's unbelievable-trust me. This story is 100% true and is what earned me a 2nd date with my now fiancee Rebecca.

Rebecca understood my love for Oreo cookies but also knew that I try to live my life eating as well as I possibly can. She told me that there was a healthier alternative to Oreo cookies. That alternative is Newman-O's. Newman-O's he cookies are organic and contain neither partiallyhydrogenated oils nor trans fatty acids

Newman-O's contain no dairy products which makes them eidble for people who are lactose intolerant and because they have no animal ingredients they are good for vegans. They are also free of high fructose corn syrup.

Aside from the health benefits, Newman's Own gives 100% of the after-tax profits from the sale of its products to Newman's Own Foundation (a private non-profit foundation) which in turn, gives the money to various educational and charitable organizations.

People should support this petition for the reasons stated above. It will enable all colleages who enjoy the occassional sweets  to consume a better type of cookie- even if you don't eat them like I do. (Although you should really try it.)

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The Decision Makers

DANNY MOLDOVAN
DANNY MOLDOVAN
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While I am concerned about the slippery slope this petition represents, I am willing to compromise. For some, partially-hydrogenated oils and trans fatty acids are simple indulgences that get them through the day. For others, flavored cardboard is an acceptable substitute for a delicious American pastime. So going forward, I hereby approve both Newman-O's AND Oreo cookies. Furthermore, I also approve the procurement of a cookie jar in which the two cookie types shall be mixed in equal proportion. Every decision in life is a gamble. Reaching for your afternoon snack should be no different.
Karl Johnson
Karl Johnson
Amber Sandhu
Amber Sandhu

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Petition created on March 7, 2014