I believe that there are millions of elementary, middle, and high school students out there that go poop very often. Its healthy! However most of the time our time to poop comes when we are at school and so when we have to go we go. Basically, THE SCHOOLS TOILET PAPER IS LIKE WIPING WITH FUCKING TISSUE PAPER. JESUS, IS IT THAT HARD TO GIVE US AT LEAST 1 PLY TOILET PAPER NOT 0.00000001 PLY? But seriously, I hate getting bm on my hands at school and for the ladies, I'm sure wiping is a pain too. there are millions of other kids experiencing the same problem. Lets end 0.0000001 ply toilet paper at school

oh and @school administrator people: if youre scared of clogged toilets, those shit stools suck and flush like  fucking tornadoes, itll be fine if you give us thicker paper