Professor Thayer has internet that isn't reliable for zoom calls, and CU Boulder has a responsibility to make sure his internet is capable of delivering a zoom meeting without dropping the call.

Together we must stand and demand action from the University of Colorado Boulder. We are not asking for the highest internet speeds, or the widest bandwidth; we simply want to hear a constant seventy-five minute stream of his silky smooth voice twice a week. 

Your signature is absolutely necessary in fighting for this most righteous of causes. The CU Boulder institute has suckled enough money from our collective teat, the very least they can do is provide a serviceable internet connection to one of their most powerful professors.

As Mahatma Gandhi one said, "The future depends on what we do in the present". The time is nigh my fellow aerospace engineers. Do your part to change the course of history.