On November 23, 2017, Cristine Rotenburg (aka Simply Nailogical, The Holo Queen, Cristine the Science Queen, and Mom), published a YouTube video entitled "Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang". At the time of this writing, the music video has a 1,416,510 views, 143K Likes (854 Dislikes... #cantseethehatersblindedbytheholo), and 15,490 comments.  The pinned comment, (pinned by Cristine herelf) says: "Doctor: You have 48 seconds to live
Me: watches this"
The comment has 29K likes and 309 replies. Millions of holosexuals everywhere can agree with that sentiment. 

"Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang" is a parody of the rap hit, "Gucci Gang", by Lil Pump. Many agree that Cristine's version is far superior to the original. "Gucci Gang" is 2 minutes and 10 seconds long, while "Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang" is a mere 49 seconds long. 

The lyrics for "Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang, Menchie Gang" are as follows:

[Intro]
Yuh, ooh, rrow, rrow
Menchie gang, ooh
(That's it right there)
Yuh, Simply, yuh
Menchie gang
Ooh
(Oooh, S-Simply on the beat)
Yuh

[Hook]
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, (Menchie gang)
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang
(Menchie gang)

[Verse 1]
My cats' hair going down the drain (meow)
Throw Menchie in the bath make a pussy wet (for real?)
My kitty love do catnip
She got a brother I forgot his name (Zyler)

[Hook]
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, (Menchie gang)
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang

[Verse 2]
Bitch your breath smells like some salmon treats (treats)
But you got some cute bean toe feets (feets)
She can be a sweetie, put a mousey in your shoe
But if you cross her she'll bury you (rrrr)

[Hook]
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, (Menchie gang)
Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang, Menchie gang
(Menchie gang)

[Outro]
Meow, meow, meow

The lyrics for "Gucci Gang" are as follows: 

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Lil Pump, yeah, Lil Pump, ooh


As you can see, there is much more room for a Simply Nailogical reprisal. We already know that Rotenberg is a lyrical genius from Holo Hits Volume 1 and Holo Hits Volume 2, featuring such songs as "Holo, It's Me" and "How Deep is Your Holo?"

The world needs more Menchie Gang. A full, 2 minute and 10 second parody. Please, make the world a better place and sign the petition. Give YouTube user, Tavanii, 21 more seconds to live.