Create A National Holiday For When Trump Dies

The Issue

Donald Trump's entire life has been built off the suffering of others. In his youth, Donald would use his privilege to gain advantage over more deserving children. As an adult, Donald would discriminate against anyone different than him, lie to investors, refuse to pay people for services they provided, and sexually assault women and children. 

As president, Donald used his position to enrich himself and his business partners, while hurting the very citizens he was sworn to protect. Now in his second term, Donald is using his power to start trade wars with allies in an effort to manipulate the stock market, and is threatening to take over sovereign lands in an attempt to create chaos, and destabilize those areas.

 

As an obese man with limited intelligence and a poor diet, we can thankfully look forward to his sweet death soon. Once this happens, it will be such a gift to the world, that I believe the date of his death should be marked as a national holiday, and celebrated for years to come.

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The Issue

Donald Trump's entire life has been built off the suffering of others. In his youth, Donald would use his privilege to gain advantage over more deserving children. As an adult, Donald would discriminate against anyone different than him, lie to investors, refuse to pay people for services they provided, and sexually assault women and children. 

As president, Donald used his position to enrich himself and his business partners, while hurting the very citizens he was sworn to protect. Now in his second term, Donald is using his power to start trade wars with allies in an effort to manipulate the stock market, and is threatening to take over sovereign lands in an attempt to create chaos, and destabilize those areas.

 

As an obese man with limited intelligence and a poor diet, we can thankfully look forward to his sweet death soon. Once this happens, it will be such a gift to the world, that I believe the date of his death should be marked as a national holiday, and celebrated for years to come.

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Petition created on March 23, 2025