In these dark and troubling times, only one man can restore balance to YouTube! Simon Whistler! But before he can bring back the channel we all love, he must embark on his most dangerous quest yet — tracking down his two runaway writers, Danny and Kevin.

Rumor has it they escaped the Perfectly Reasonable and Not Suspicious At All Writer Basement™, leaving Simon wandering the halls, scriptless and whispering, “Where are my lads…?”

This petition demands that Simon recover his missing scribes, gently herd them back into their natural habitat, and once again chain— ahem, encourage them into producing the glorious content humanity deserves.

Because without Danny’s trivia sorcery and Kevin’s fact-powered monologues, the world is simply a colder, darker place.

Bring back the channel. Bring back the writers. Bring back the basement.

BRING BACK 🧠 BLAZE!!!!